Wanna Dom Me?

It's been an interesting week. Those of you who read my last post will recall that I mentioned my presence on certain "lifestyle" sites. I am also active in a number of groups across the webscape, which in turn, has resulted in a near continuous flood of inquiries from interested parties who want to Dom me. These solicitations are always colorful and range across myriad interests--all of which are getting me to let them Dom me. I have heard from "pro" Doms and even Dommes who offer their services for free or, in some cases, for the price of "tribute" (which sounds conspicuously like something out of The Hunger Games).

I've also had a large number of offers from "amateur" men, women and, in one case, a married couple, who all profess their admiration of my self-discipline and their desire to dominate me. Some just want to fuck me and come right out and say so. None of these amateurs seem to have the foggiest notion of what a Dominant is, let alone does. Those of you who read my blog and/or know me from other venues know that I always refer to these types as "50 Shades of Stupid" because they've clearly been inspired by that poorly contrived, badly written, God-awful 50 Shades of Grey train wreck of a novel. Yes, I am a literary snob. Get over it. Better yet, read some REAL literature. Even in erotica, there is so much better out there--novels that do not portray an interest in BDSM as a demonstrative reaction to some childhood and/or sexual trauma. I am, quite frankly, offended by the whole "50 Shades" abomination and it's suggestion that those invested in kink and/or BDSM are somehow broken people. **rant over**

The appeals from the number of "switches" who first claim they are Doms but then reveal that they are switches is kind of staggering. I've had like 28 contact me since I fired the blog back up. Love to you switches...but you cannot Dom me. I could definitely Domme you, but that is not my thing nor my interest.

I've also heard from a large number of experienced Doms who have done everything from warn me against scene/lifestyle sites, give advice about meet-ups, etc. to offer their expertise to "mentor" me.

A 76 year old man contacted me and pretty much begged to be the first man to spank me and I also heard from a sweet young man who is 22 years old and actually asked ME to mentor HIM (I am honored albeit a bit humored by the latter and utterly grossed out by the former).

So...you wanna Dom me? Here is my Top 10 criteria: 

1. Be a straight male
2. Be an Alpha-type Dominant
3. Don't send me pictures of your cock. Believe me, I am just as thrilled as you are that you have one, though, mere possession of a penis does not make you unique or even interesting. And, an unsolicited viewing of your usually-not-that-impressive member does nothing but cause me to pity you and whoever winds up on the receiving end of that thing. Keep it zipped, boys. 
4. Be a real person. Demonstrate that you can hold a conversation about something outside of the lifestyle. 
   
5. Act human and, more importantly, act humane--don't tell me how badly you are aching to hurt me, subjugate me, and degrade me. When you make such statements, I know immediately that you are a total poser and you probably never get laid and if you do get laid...wait...what am I saying? There is no fucking way YOU get laid. Movin' on...
6. Be single, monogamous, non-poly (love to the poly folks, but I am not one of you). 
7. Don't lie. Don't bullshit me. Don't think I won't see through you. I will. 
8. Be an adult with a fucking job and an income.
9. Be serious about investing yourself in a monogamous LTR with me. Anything less, IMO, is simply less. I don't share my toys or my man. If that is not for you then I am not your girl. 
10. Understand that I will not just give my submission away because you desire it. My submission is a gift and it is one that I am reserving for the man who proves that he is a deserving recipient. Be man enough to win it by earning it. Show me you are honorable. Court me. Demonstrate that you are worthy of such a gift. 

I am the real thing--a natural relationship and sexual submissive who has taken the time to prepare myself for a DD/D/s relationship. You wanna Dom me? Step up, stand up, and be the man I cannot refuse.